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ive never seen a manatee but i just looked it up and thatd be p cool

i know a scientist that prob could
if thats ur thing

consider FUCK YEAH GIANT GOLDFISH

I didn't write that shit. Or send it.

But I'll bite. I'd personally go for tiny hammerhead sharks or something. That's way fucking cooler than a manatee.

Hell no to giant goldfish. They're an invasive species as is.

[No shock factor here at least, it's in their one on one messages and he can see the last message sent before Bullshit Misfire Week™.]

know what else bites: these omnis or whatevers doing this
and tiny sharks

now i know what to get u for ur birthday
or just any day

but u could eat a giant goldfish right
i could
shit im hungry now

i hear ur quite the cook

No shit. Fucking sick of it.

That'd be better than the last fucking gift you gave me.
The other you.

I wouldn't. Goldfish are notorious for being full of bacteria and parasites, and would also probably taste like shit because of what they eat. There's a reason it ain't offered in restaurants.
Their only use is being pretty.

Someone's got a big fucking mouth.

ok now im curious
whatd they get u
it cant be that bad it was me
and im awesome

prob still cleaner than breathing the air back home
lumenwoods cleaner than that so im not complaining
never been to a restaurant til here so
its a step up from eating bread rocks

u know what to do there
put food in it

also pot kettle shithead :)

it's just as fucking ridiculous as you are
hang on

[BRB just going to snap a picture of the sign . That Katsuki has it hanging up on his wall above his dresser? Says a fucking lot about how he feels about Vi.]

So I've learned.
All the more reason not to settle on SHIT, now that you've gotten away from that place. Should be eating like a fucking KING now, dumbass.

If I cooked for every asshole that came knocking just cause Cheeks decided to gush about it, I'd have to quit being a Hero and do that full time. Fuck that shit. Gotta earn it.
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thats beautiful
and its not wrong
if u came with a warning label this might be it

i AM eating like a king
whatever i want wherever i want whenever i want
its a pretty sweet deal i gotta say
heyyyyyy do u make burgers

is that a thing u can cook

not every asshole
THIS ASSHOLE

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Nah. Pretty fucking sure it was a hand-me down. This sign was obviously meant for YOU.

I CAN make burgers. Doesn't mean I'm GONNA.
Sure as hell ain't gonna do it if it doesn't benefit ME somehow.
A fucking trade, at minimum.

An asshole's still an asshole, no matter how you paint it.
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Edited (needs more birds) 2022-11-28 21:05 (UTC)

guess ill have to paint one then
we can match

i didnt ask u to yet
but yeah ill trade for a few
what u want to trade

what about a ride on
my nightmare
maybe hell even fight u
hes an asshole too

mostly painted faces but id paint an asshole
for the right price
i mean on some ppl theyre interchangeable

right, cause we're some fucking best friends who need that sorta thing.
speaking of, when IS your birthday?
can't have you getting me shit and then have you bitch when I don't return the favor

???????
What the fuck does that even mean? The hell is "your nightmare"?

Ha. What's the right fuckin' price for some disgusting shit like that?

we dont need shit
but i can draw that easy
maybe ill draw it right on my wall

its next moon
december 19
wow im getting older here
weird

im not gonna bitch about it
u could give me a knuckle sandwich if u want but id rather the food kind of sandwich
in case ur needing ideas and shit

have u seen the nightmare steeds
ive got one now
or he has me w/e
hold on hold on

[incoming video of a baleful looking black nightmare steed with white eyes and a gray stripe over them. yes, that's blood on his mouth, and a few bits of flesh in his teeth as he chews on a beast corpse - he looks annoyed that his meal was interrupted for this. or perhaps he tried to "smile" for the video. either way, it's a little horrifying.]

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idk but its a lot
why u looking to get ur asshole painted
???

You fuckin' do that then.
December 19. Noted.
And don't come at me whining about getting older. I had TWO birthdays a month a part cause of stupid fucking world hopping.

[Somehow, Katsuki has missed the nightmare steeds entirely in his time here? He's not fucking sure what to make of that thing, honestly. Horrific... in a heavy metal bad ass sorta way. STILL--]

Dude
What about me advertises a desire to hop the fuck on the back of a DEMON PONY?? HONESTLY
Horses fucking hate me. That one'll probably eat my soul after it stomps my brains out if I try to get on it.

Hell no. My ass hole is just fine the way it is. You're the one saying there's a "right price" for that shit.

i WILL fuckin do that
maybe i already started sketching it and then got
RUDELY INTERRUPTED
by some asshole

aw fuck that sucks
but also did u get 2 gifts?

that ur a badass
that u take risks
that ur not afraid of shit
except maybe getting dropped by a murder horse
he looks at everyone like that
i promise he wont drop u
ill have a witch make him swear on his horn or smth
besides they only eat corpses

well theres ur house motto ig
house katsuki "my ass hole is just fine" or maybe
"we do not paint our ass holes"

yeah id be the one takin the prize
i could paint it with a rlly long brush
dont even gotta get close

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oh my god that username is horrific in the best way

i couldn't not do it

it's a+++ and he's gonna reference her big meaty claws in person one day

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always needs more birds

esp with these two

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the fucking banter between these two is TERRIFIC

I LOVE THEM