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Nah. Pretty fucking sure it was a hand-me down. This sign was obviously meant for YOU.

I CAN make burgers. Doesn't mean I'm GONNA.
Sure as hell ain't gonna do it if it doesn't benefit ME somehow.
A fucking trade, at minimum.

An asshole's still an asshole, no matter how you paint it.
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Edited (needs more birds) 2022-11-28 21:05 (UTC)

guess ill have to paint one then
we can match

i didnt ask u to yet
but yeah ill trade for a few
what u want to trade

what about a ride on
my nightmare
maybe hell even fight u
hes an asshole too

mostly painted faces but id paint an asshole
for the right price
i mean on some ppl theyre interchangeable

right, cause we're some fucking best friends who need that sorta thing.
speaking of, when IS your birthday?
can't have you getting me shit and then have you bitch when I don't return the favor

???????
What the fuck does that even mean? The hell is "your nightmare"?

Ha. What's the right fuckin' price for some disgusting shit like that?

we dont need shit
but i can draw that easy
maybe ill draw it right on my wall

its next moon
december 19
wow im getting older here
weird

im not gonna bitch about it
u could give me a knuckle sandwich if u want but id rather the food kind of sandwich
in case ur needing ideas and shit

have u seen the nightmare steeds
ive got one now
or he has me w/e
hold on hold on

[incoming video of a baleful looking black nightmare steed with white eyes and a gray stripe over them. yes, that's blood on his mouth, and a few bits of flesh in his teeth as he chews on a beast corpse - he looks annoyed that his meal was interrupted for this. or perhaps he tried to "smile" for the video. either way, it's a little horrifying.]

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idk but its a lot
why u looking to get ur asshole painted
???

You fuckin' do that then.
December 19. Noted.
And don't come at me whining about getting older. I had TWO birthdays a month a part cause of stupid fucking world hopping.

[Somehow, Katsuki has missed the nightmare steeds entirely in his time here? He's not fucking sure what to make of that thing, honestly. Horrific... in a heavy metal bad ass sorta way. STILL--]

Dude
What about me advertises a desire to hop the fuck on the back of a DEMON PONY?? HONESTLY
Horses fucking hate me. That one'll probably eat my soul after it stomps my brains out if I try to get on it.

Hell no. My ass hole is just fine the way it is. You're the one saying there's a "right price" for that shit.

i WILL fuckin do that
maybe i already started sketching it and then got
RUDELY INTERRUPTED
by some asshole

aw fuck that sucks
but also did u get 2 gifts?

that ur a badass
that u take risks
that ur not afraid of shit
except maybe getting dropped by a murder horse
he looks at everyone like that
i promise he wont drop u
ill have a witch make him swear on his horn or smth
besides they only eat corpses

well theres ur house motto ig
house katsuki "my ass hole is just fine" or maybe
"we do not paint our ass holes"

yeah id be the one takin the prize
i could paint it with a rlly long brush
dont even gotta get close

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the fucking banter between these two is TERRIFIC

I LOVE THEM