[vi stares at this for a moment, trying to process all of it - and there's a lot - the hair is odd enough - but the skin? it doesn't look like the thing infecting people, turning them into beasts - this is ...did that person just spit out a bullet? that. is a lovely arm there. held by a man with two arms, so...]
Um---
---Sansa, can you ....hold the screen up, or ...don't worry about it, I'll just---
[she is just going to raise her voice and try to speak as slowly, clearly and authoritatively as she can.] Hi. Hey. Vileblood here and reporting for duty. I just need everyone to chill out a little so I can figure out what I can help with and what I can't. Good news is: I can help about half of this.
First off, blood is weird and I'm not a darkblood, but I've smashed some things into walls without using my hands if you catch my drift, and time stopped and it was weird, so yeah.
Blood.
Weird.
We don't know why but it's probably ....why all of this is happening. And we'll do our best to get it all fixed up and back the way it ...was.
Lady Rook, Sansa, Alayne, Fancysatchel is not a vileblood. You got me? Are we good, there?
[pauses, waits a moment.]
Earrings in ears? Yeah, I can fix that. Nose? Sure. Anything ...more hardcore than that and I'm gonna have to say the Lumenarium's the best place, because I can't just ...move skin around.
If you need a name, ask for Palamedic---
[sigh]
Palamedes. If you need my name, it's Vi. My name's also on my face, so that's convenient for all of us.
You want this? One side shaved and the rest all choppy? [points to her own haircut] Then, yeah, I can do this, but you probably don't want me to. If you have straight hair and you just need the length cut off, I can do that. I can even do bangs if you want, but you're better off asking someone else.
I know a barber in Crenshaw, but I don't know if she can do braids. I can only do like, one long braid, or two long braids?? But it's not precise or fancy because I, the vileblood that has vileblood magic in my weird, stinky blood that definitely does exist, thank you, -- I am not a hair person, or a loc...tician?
But I can ask around. My barber's name's Drea, and again, feel free to use my name - just have them put it on my tab. Even if you want this hair? They can do it better, I promise.
[please don't ask vi to cut your hair]
The arm? The leg? Yeah, those I can do. If you want jewels, I dunno, but there's a lot of cool stuff and different inks, so I can look into that. But, yeah, if I can study the designs, if you can bring them to Ursula's, I can ink your new limbs to match your old ones.
Hell, a really good blood minister might even be able to remove the limbs again, but that's your call. It's a vileblood thing, for sure. Just not my thing. My thing is tattoos. And a couple of easy piercings.
I've uh. I've got this. Some of it. Sansa? We can worry about payment after it's all sorted, 'kay?
video; un: vi
Um---
---Sansa, can you ....hold the screen up, or ...don't worry about it, I'll just---
[she is just going to raise her voice and try to speak as slowly, clearly and authoritatively as she can.] Hi. Hey. Vileblood here and reporting for duty. I just need everyone to chill out a little so I can figure out what I can help with and what I can't. Good news is: I can help about half of this.
First off, blood is weird and I'm not a darkblood, but I've smashed some things into walls without using my hands if you catch my drift, and time stopped and it was weird, so yeah.
Blood.
Weird.
We don't know why but it's probably ....why all of this is happening. And we'll do our best to get it all fixed up and back the way it ...was.
Lady Rook, Sansa, Alayne, Fancysatchel is not a vileblood. You got me? Are we good, there?
[pauses, waits a moment.]
Earrings in ears? Yeah, I can fix that. Nose? Sure. Anything ...more hardcore than that and I'm gonna have to say the Lumenarium's the best place, because I can't just ...move skin around.
If you need a name, ask for Palamedic---
[sigh]
Palamedes. If you need my name, it's Vi. My name's also on my face, so that's convenient for all of us.
You want this? One side shaved and the rest all choppy? [points to her own haircut] Then, yeah, I can do this, but you probably don't want me to. If you have straight hair and you just need the length cut off, I can do that. I can even do bangs if you want, but you're better off asking someone else.
I know a barber in Crenshaw, but I don't know if she can do braids. I can only do like, one long braid, or two long braids?? But it's not precise or fancy because I, the vileblood that has vileblood magic in my weird, stinky blood that definitely does exist, thank you, -- I am not a hair person, or a loc...tician?
But I can ask around. My barber's name's Drea, and again, feel free to use my name - just have them put it on my tab. Even if you want this hair? They can do it better, I promise.
[please don't ask vi to cut your hair]
The arm? The leg? Yeah, those I can do. If you want jewels, I dunno, but there's a lot of cool stuff and different inks, so I can look into that. But, yeah, if I can study the designs, if you can bring them to Ursula's, I can ink your new limbs to match your old ones.
Hell, a really good blood minister might even be able to remove the limbs again, but that's your call. It's a vileblood thing, for sure. Just not my thing. My thing is tattoos. And a couple of easy piercings.
I've uh. I've got this. Some of it. Sansa? We can worry about payment after it's all sorted, 'kay?